The Wonderous Creation

I haven't written a blog for a while so I am going to explain what I am thinking in the wondeous creation that is my mind. :) .....(I'm also going to try to use correct grammar but no doubt towards the end my effort will have deteriorated)
1. You are told to respect your elders and I do. I was doing my paper round and both Joanna and I were worn out and we were doing our job perfectly. When an old women came out of her house just to tell us not to stick the papers in the gates and to post them through the letter box. Well I was outraged, we were not sticking papers in the gates, infact if you looked closer and paid attention you would see it was an avon catalog not my news paper!!! The women started shouting at us and because I had, had enough i decided to humour her and post the avon catalogues through the door as well, doing somebody elses job that should have been completed. She then threatened that she would phone up my head office because of what I have done. I had done nothing yet still i was being punished. It had been a long day so I decided just to ignore her and carry on doing a job i shouldnt be even doing. Her neighbors started appearing at thier doors having a nosey at what the fuss was about. Great more old people to shout at me. After i had posted my last paper and the last avon catalog I walked away before she started to shout at me that her grass had not been cut properly.
2. As I am sat here writing this blog I should be out doing my round, but I can't be bothered. My papers should have arrived yesterday but they didn't, which is somebody elses fault. I have phoned up my field agent but can't get in touch with him. Maybe I should go and give that old lady a visit and ask her for the number of my head office.
3. Is it wrong to happy slap Grannies?
4. People say I confuse them well I have confused myself! I don't know if I love him anymore. I love someone else but I'm not even sure about that other person. See I go out with numerous people (not at the same time) but the only reason I go out with them is because I think it may work and then when I actually go out with them I realise it won't actually work and by this time its too late and I'm in a serious relationship. Now if i describe this to you will you give me a response on which to do. Thanks.
I was flirting with this guy, Mr A, and I liked him and he had been my bestfriend for ages and he was one of the few people i could trust and tell anything to. I went out for him for about 4 days then in which I started flirting with this other guy, Mr B. (I flirt with practically everyone) Then I dumped Mr A for Mr B, Mr A was really sad and Mr B and myself felt guilty. Mr B kept saying really romantic stuff to me and telling me how much he loves me, and how if anything happened he would die. Me being me was blown over by all this and fell immediately in love with him, these past few days I have stepped back from the situation to look at it clearer, And all I now see is that I didn't give Mr A a chance and now I feel like a bitch to him. Mr B and his romantic crap is getting on my nerves and its wearing thin, I try to reply to him as lovingly as i can but I think he can see through my acting and realise I don't love him as much. But now I think I am falling in love with Mr A. I don't know if he still feels the same way or if his seen sense yet. But I also dont know what to do about Mr B.