swine flu

I went back to school last friday, its now wednesday and i have been off 2 days already!
My Mum's partner contracted swine flu from somewhere and was quite ill, but now i have it. having said that i dont seem to have it as bad as my mum and adi. but still quite ill. i dont advise getting it ;)

Films I have watched recently :)

I have watched quiet a few new (films I haven't seen that have no doubt been out for quite a while) films over the past couple of days.
My verdict;
Boy in the Striped Pjamas- Amazing, loved it! A bit sad :/

Catch me if you can- Brilliant, very clever want to see it again, smart smart guy!

Charlie and the Chocolate factory (Johnny Depp)- Great, Johnny Depp is amazing in it very comical, personally I think he based his character on Michael Jackson.

Cloverfield- Overated, it wasn't that good, it was alright but a bit rubbish, best bit were the arachnids :)

holidays :)

I'm bored, so I am going to blog.
I don't actually know who or how many people read this blog, probably not a right lot.
There have been a few things annoying me this summer holidays :\
WASPs they are everywhere, I'm not scared of wasps I just hate the people who scream and scwark when they come close.
Rain we live in England, why? Global warming, means it should get hotter in places that aren't usually that hot. I WOULD HAVE THOUGH ENGLAND WOULD BE TOP OF THE LIST!!!
Jordies for people not familiar with the term Jordies it simply means people from Newcastle, :)
I have been to 2 different theme parks over the summer and been outnumbered by Jordies at both. Its not that I dislike them its just I unintentionally almost subliminally mimick thier accents, which then gets me into sticky situations when I'm surrounded by Jordies all giving me the same evil look, and I'm still doing a bad impression.
Internet it's just getting boring now, I have stalked enough celebs to last me a lifetime. I would love to go out on my bike ... but!!! Knowing the typical english weather it will rain ... I actually love getting wet in the rain... if its warm which it normally isn't.

Farm Town

I'm currently at my Dads, sat on the sofa. My usual spot has been taken up by Chrissy :) and we are both on Farm Town. I need to remember to harvest my grapes at 5 o'clock and Chrissy is bargaining for work anywhere. i promised her I would let her do my farm when its ready. I am in heaven. Chrissy is like my 2nd mum :) and we are just sat on a laptop each on farmtown.
All the family are hooked on Farm Town and we are now sending eachother gifts :) I love this its ace! I just got sent a rooster ;)
I will carry on with my Farm Town then blog about my progress :)

The Wonderous Creation

I haven't written a blog for a while so I am going to explain what I am thinking in the wondeous creation that is my mind. :) .....(I'm also going to try to use correct grammar but no doubt towards the end my effort will have deteriorated)
1. You are told to respect your elders and I do. I was doing my paper round and both Joanna and I were worn out and we were doing our job perfectly. When an old women came out of her house just to tell us not to stick the papers in the gates and to post them through the letter box. Well I was outraged, we were not sticking papers in the gates, infact if you looked closer and paid attention you would see it was an avon catalog not my news paper!!! The women started shouting at us and because I had, had enough i decided to humour her and post the avon catalogues through the door as well, doing somebody elses job that should have been completed. She then threatened that she would phone up my head office because of what I have done. I had done nothing yet still i was being punished. It had been a long day so I decided just to ignore her and carry on doing a job i shouldnt be even doing. Her neighbors started appearing at thier doors having a nosey at what the fuss was about. Great more old people to shout at me. After i had posted my last paper and the last avon catalog I walked away before she started to shout at me that her grass had not been cut properly.
2. As I am sat here writing this blog I should be out doing my round, but I can't be bothered. My papers should have arrived yesterday but they didn't, which is somebody elses fault. I have phoned up my field agent but can't get in touch with him. Maybe I should go and give that old lady a visit and ask her for the number of my head office.
3. Is it wrong to happy slap Grannies?
4. People say I confuse them well I have confused myself! I don't know if I love him anymore. I love someone else but I'm not even sure about that other person. See I go out with numerous people (not at the same time) but the only reason I go out with them is because I think it may work and then when I actually go out with them I realise it won't actually work and by this time its too late and I'm in a serious relationship. Now if i describe this to you will you give me a response on which to do. Thanks.
I was flirting with this guy, Mr A, and I liked him and he had been my bestfriend for ages and he was one of the few people i could trust and tell anything to. I went out for him for about 4 days then in which I started flirting with this other guy, Mr B. (I flirt with practically everyone) Then I dumped Mr A for Mr B, Mr A was really sad and Mr B and myself felt guilty. Mr B kept saying really romantic stuff to me and telling me how much he loves me, and how if anything happened he would die. Me being me was blown over by all this and fell immediately in love with him, these past few days I have stepped back from the situation to look at it clearer, And all I now see is that I didn't give Mr A a chance and now I feel like a bitch to him. Mr B and his romantic crap is getting on my nerves and its wearing thin, I try to reply to him as lovingly as i can but I think he can see through my acting and realise I don't love him as much. But now I think I am falling in love with Mr A. I don't know if he still feels the same way or if his seen sense yet. But I also dont know what to do about Mr B.

Amazing Bands :)

I am going through a craze where i can never decide what my top bands are so I am going to list the MOST AMAZING bands ever and top songs, (or around today) sorry if i unintentionally miss some out:

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS :D - By the Way
U2 - With or with out you
All American Rejects - Gives you hell
Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire
Shine Down - Second Chance
Maroon 5 - She will be loved
Blink 182 - Whats my age again?
Greenday - Good Ridance (time of your life)
Bon Jovi - Living on a prayer
Prodigy - Omen
Pink - Bad influence
James Blunt - Carry you Home
Blur - Song 2

Leave me comments of other good bands and songs

Walküre - a short review

I haven't watched such a good film in ages, I can safely say. Valkyrie is the best film I have seen since SAW V. Very clever the use of dramatic irony and pathetic fallacy. At the end of the film when Stauffenberg is executed the use of silence comes into play. This is to emphasise the signifigance of the execution. From that point on the movie is silent just like in war time.
overall EXCELLENT!

watching?

this is what youve got to do, copy and paste all of this then write your name at the bottom and make other people do the same as i am spreading to word



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is your local MP spending your money on shoes?
have you had troubles with public transport?
are you sick of people promising change but its all lies?
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Spof for Priminister
SHE IS A STRAIGHT TALKING GIRL, WHO KNOWS NO GOOD SHOES STORES SO YOUR MONEY IS SAFE! SHE DOESNT CARE WHAT OTHER POLITICIONS THINK OF HER, JUST YOUR AVERAGE GIRL WHO IS INTOUCH WITH THE FUTURE GENERATION...AFTERALL ISNT THAT THE GENERATION YOU SHOULD BE LISTENING TO!
what she can offer you
better education
more jobs
obesity help
clearer immigration laws
better public transport
more greener economy (thats why im doing this via email not paper;))
less goverment ploys that are thought up over night (BTEC <- WTF)
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banana allergies

We're going to forbidden corner today. 1 and an 1/2 hour sat next to ...RYAN.
I love Ryan to bits, his my little brother, 9 years old, i had to explain to him that there was nothing scary in forbidden corner (blatetently lying). My Grandads driving, which means we are going as fast as usain bolt, in a traffic jam. But its ok because its giving me time to think about buying a really fast motorbike when im older. 30 mins into the journey and ryan has already started the are we there yet game.... we havent even left leeds! : trying not to fall asleep. and trying not to lose the will to live. we got to forbidden corner 3 hours earlier then we should have, so we had to waste 3 hours, we finally got in and around, ryan kept rushing off, i had to keep reminding him to take his time.

Career Choice

Now, I've always been interested by science, all my friends call me a geek because I can have a scientific conversation to an adult about Avagadro's constant, proportion of atoms to the gas amount ;). So i always thought I would like a career in science. I thought I always wanted to be a science teacher, but then I thought it may be a bit boring. So I kept science teacher in my head as a back up, then I thought about becoming a forensic anthropologist, which could be quite exciting, but at other times not that good. The pay is quite good but the work is scarce. So I thought about being a teacher who is a forensic anthropologist in their spare time. I was sat in science one day, then sir played a video of a boat, and it brought up my love for boats. Most girls love makeup, i'm not to bothered, make up on a boat, now youve got me interested ;) Tom Cruise, meh. Tom Cruise on a cruise, now you've got me interested. Thomas Kretschmann on a boat... who needs the boat? ;).... (Thomas Kretschmann = Sexiest male alive just not recognised for it :P)
And then it stuck me...... MARINE BIOLOGIST, pays a bit shabby, but i'll marry Thomas Kretschmann, I love boats and it sounds exciting.... I also don't marrying Thomas Kretschmann ;)
So thats my job at the moment...
"Marine Biologist/Gold digger"

Soaps :)

I'm currently watching the British soap awards 2009. Cheering everytime Emmerdale or Coronation street win an award, and chuntering everytime eastenders get one. Although the couples I am happy it went to them, they are so funny, I'm not going to even attempt to spell their names, Because I cant remember them, well I vaguely remember them, but I can't spell them!
I shall give a running commentry on my thoughts and views ;)
Barbra Windsor well done! :)
Me and my mum thought Blanche from corrie should win best villian. year in year out.
Gray O'brien should have won sexiet male ;) but well done on the villian. ILOVE CORRIE AND EMMERDALE!!!
I think Jeff Hordley (or whatever) should have been up for sexiest male ;)
best story line: come on tony :)
OHHHH :(:(
Come on best new comer, craig, his funny ;) YAYAYAYA he won :)
hall of fame:
Liz Dawn
Barbra Windsor
Clive Hornby
and many more.
Over all eastenders won. I DONT MIND HONESTLY :P
ace i love emmerdale :)

Human

Now being an avid Killers fan, I love all of thier songs. I'm normally good when it comes to lyrics. I'll listen to a song a few times and i'll be able to sing along the 3rd or 4th time. or atleast get the general gist of the song. But a song that I have listen to loads of times and still not sure what he says is, Human-The killers
Everybody says it is dancer and to be perfectly honest it sounds like dancer but it isnt. we had a dicussion about this when we were on the bike rally, a very loud dicussion. But the actual line is...

♪͛Are we human or are we denser?
My sign is vital, my hands are cold
And I'm on my knees looking for the answer
Are we human or are we denser?♪͛

Ginger Ale

Ginger ale is disgusting, but slightly addictive. I hate the taste yet love it at the same time. It makes me cringe and I promise to myself I wont have another glass for a while. Going to bed...im tired.

Love

As your growing up you notice that every girl around you always cries, nothing to do with the fact we are all going to inevitably die because of a flu strain H9284364N21738297 more commonly known as Boris, but because of a boy. Now different girls different boys. Same old ending mind you. Now I must say I am such a hypocrit when it comes to subjects like this. Yes i've had my fair share, and i've caused a great deal aswell (pause for applause...No?). But other the past 6 months or so I have been quite good. I haven't been causing a load of couples to break up like usual, but I have been in my own little relationship. With my own little romeo, I say little (his very small, bless his little polyester socks). Now unforntunately that ended, and all i can say is want goes around comes around. Yes I am a home wrecker, and yes i make out that i am this heartless bitch that has a vendetta against anybody thats happy, And yes I am a heartless bitch, I laughed at the fact my mum ran over a cat. (which I know regret laughing after realising how many viscious animal loving friends I have) but I do not have a vendetta against everyone...just most people. But now it just sounds like im ranting again for no intire reason I must add.
We also had Danish students in our school today. So Beth and I had to show around 3 danish girls. brilliant. Very kind, Very nice, not too talkative :) .....but they spoke amoung themselves in danish and im sure there were saying something about us :P My plan was to speak in spanish because they dont know spanish. The plan failed as it turns out we dont know as much spanish as we first thought. They nearly fell asleep biology, it was actually quite boring.... I mean good it was brilliant. Science teachers have thier ways of finding out things. ¬_¬

anyway i'm not going to twitter along like usual, thats why they have twitter ;)

see ya laters ;)

SOPHIE LOUISE BRADSHAW

Sunday :)

Going swimming today ...well in 1/2 an hour. At Rothwell leisure center massive pool. I have a thing and anybody knows if they have ever been swimming with me. I always have to go to the deeper end of the pool, and see if i can sit on the bottom. I feel it's a great achievement if I am capable on doing that. Then i move onto the next stage which is laying on the bottom. The best ive reached is 2 meters. We'll be going to my Nana and Grandad's afterwards for sunday lunch, a ritual which has been going on for as long as I remember. My uncle jonathon's tank will be in the driveway.

ouch!

My throat hurts, and my feet are being attacked by my Dad. Playing sims, keeps freezing :(. The prospect of nandos chicken for tea :). very short blog,
spof

School #2

I am currently in school explaining for the 4th time what our english homework. Everytime a teacher walks by I just smile clicking on the insignificant word document tab at the bottom of the page. Beth and I are sat at the computers. Macbeth, english books, planners, P.E coursework, vaseline and ipods litter the desk. I just got overly excited by the fact a teacher just went by, not any old teacher, He has my cat's name!!! but then again little things like that entertain me. I'm currentley thinking of listening to my ipod to block out the sound of Beth saying everything she writes as she is typing. SHE STOLE MY IPOD!!! She is now shocked by the fact i was trying to ignore her.i think imabout to go so ill save now ;)

School

I am such a nerd, I love school. Some lessons are pants to say the least. Some lessons are fun, some lesson are just well, yeah ;). Some teachers have a funny sense of humor, Some teachers are funny if you have a sense of humor. It may be that i am a smart arse, and it may be thats the only place I actually have a social life.

Short and sweet nerd.

ill ?

Most people lay in bed all day when they are ill. However I am not like most people. I have been awake 6:00 each morning, and laying awake until everybody else got up, otherwise I look like a social outcast (like I normally do). Going out on my bike instead of staying in and getting rest. My theory of getting fresh air rather than rest is not working, as I am getting rather bad now. Although I have found out how addicting sims actually is. I have turned into a computer nerd. I was a nerd before, but now I have a computer I am constantly glued to, I have to admit. During my computer time, I have been really healthy...

I walked to sainsbury's, with some cash in my pocket. I was only meant to be looking, as I hadn't taken a plastic bag with me, (Plastic bag challenge) so walking home after my trip to the shops, which I was not meant to get anything. So im walking home with my dragon fruit in my hand, getting wierd looks from everyone I walked past. As I cut open the dragon fruit I remembered im actually allergic to them.
I feel as if i am twittering on like an old women who lives by herself, so i'll go.

see you !!!

Rally

Friday 12:30- set off
shortly after- arrived, in a field near golden acre got the tents pitched up and camp ready and settled in,
friday night- went out to the main rock tent, jumped around and sang we also had a massive foam fight, went into dance tent, jumped around and raved, beth and I went to bed, 1/2 an hour later everybody else came back. i wasnt falling asleep as i was wide awake so i went out again with Si, Pete and Debby. the rock and dance tent closed so we went back to Pete's tent for a bit then went to bed.
saturday- got up hardly slept last night it was to cold, went to a family do (not my family) it was if beth's nana's mum was still alive she would be 100. so they tried to get as many hickensons together to celebrate. It was ok, i didnt know most of them. but i learnt names. saturday night went out again, stayed up very late. when we got back to the tent, i opened my easter egg and ate it, i was laid in my sleeping bag and beth and jake were just sat/laid talking, until about 3. when jake went, i fell asleep.
sunday- woke up, easter egg all over the tent, there were games going on today, with an obstacle course and inflaitables. which we all just messed around on.
after that there was a hypnotist in the beginning i thought it would be absolutely boring because he was testing the people on stage's imagination. but it was hilarious, i didnt realise somebody could hypnotise someone like that. it was amazing.
monday-packed up, we were the first to pack, and went home.

intoxicating

Me and my mum are currently intoxicating the front room, as we both have hair dye on our heads, which kills like f.....f.....flibertyjibets. I'm getting my own back for the past 3 days of been beaten up and lashed out at, by a 3 year old.
This will be my last blog for a while. As I am going away until monday, to a bike rally, which will be fun. :) i shall give you a detailed blog when I get back.

bye .... from the tingling head.
soph

dying decission

hair dye.

i going to dye my hair lady gaga blonde, not because i am obsessive over a fully grown women who mainly wears nothing, but because i am very spontaneous, however this is a thought though spontaneous descision, with completely nagates the purposes of it being spontaneous.
i was thinking bright pink, but as sainsbury's does not stock bright pink hair dye. i was going for red, but then i remember my dark dilema i had before with my previous hair dye situation.

so bright blonde it is, the funny thing is, it looks like the blonde i used to be when i was a little boy. (i was not actually a little boy, its just a lancastrian term)
my mum is wanting her hair cut like mine, my new hair, and she is dying her hair like mine too,
so we will be even more like twins.

boob knickers

have you ever heard of boob knickers? no? neither had i...until earlier today.
see my younger brother is 3 years old, and i had a hoody on, and my brother was telling me to take it off, i was trying to avoid the embarrassment but my harrassing brother told me to get it off. so as i took off my jumper my top went with me, and my brother exclaimed "i can see your knickers" i bit confused by this comment as my trousers were still intact, he then exclaimed, i can see your boob knickers, i heard a howl from the kitchen as my mum was stood in the kitchen in tears laughing about the new word.
slowly but surely we are making up our own language

heaven ?

You unravel the mystery, who knows what lay inside, laid broken and indispair the unfortunate ones lay on top. Cracking under pressure, they tumble down to the safety. A whole rounder, what a good pick. Sifting through the packet, you pick a future partner. As they sumbmerge in a warm bath you lick your lips in delight. You've been waiting ages for this moment. Your new accaintence rises, from the warm pool of delight. You close your eyes and open your mouth, slowly, your late partner enters the one way passage that is your mouth.


Theres not a better way to spend your evening than with a packet of digestives and a cup of tea.

Summary :)

summary of today,
went to grandma's
very nice haven't seen her in ages.
went to golden acre
very cold, ran around alot after a plastic ball, cut short by a 3 yr old's call of nature,
going to go out on the trambopoline, fish for tea :)

write tomorrow? maybe ?
spof

First blog;

This is my first blog of hopefully many to come, or it may become like many other projects in my like (most of tham amount to nothing)
I was meant to be going into town today, with some friends, but it is my grandmas birthday today so i have to sit in a nursing home, watching somebody's life deteriate, which isnt nice. tomorrow hopefully, depending on recession prone plans, i will be going to falmingo land, i am a sucker for any big rides, i love them. If we don't get there im going to go on my bike, and ride to briham rocks, or if im feeling particually lazy, i may just go around eccup and Harewood.
I seem to hibernate in the winter, i don't do much exercise and i just sleep.

See you soon, im off to make a rather healthy snack ;) of sainsburys basics digestives and tea, very, very healthy. In my opinion theres nothing better than a good cup of tea and some biscuits.
soph